1002 ways to goof up (continued)

738. Forget that this is the morning that the cleaning lady is coming and wrench your back while bolting up the stairs to your room upon hearing her key in the lock, because you were working in the basement at your computer in your underwear.
737. Leave the impression that a graphic story about wrenching your back while bolting up stairs was about you instead of about someone else.
736. Leave the impression that a graphic story about wrenching your back while bolting up stairs was about someone else instead of about you.