Nov 4, 2006

1002 ways to goof up (continued)

953. Hit the panic button on your key remote instead of the unlock button.
952. Forget that you have a key remote until you reach the car.
951. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet.
950. Forget to silence your cell phone in a movie.
949. Forget that you stashed your gum on the arm of a chair.
948. Over-nuke a hot dog.
947. During do-it-yourself assembly, install a part backwards.
946. Discover that you install the part backwards when you're nearly done.
945. Bite your tongue.
944. Let a fish that you caught jump out of your boat.
943. Spill your milk.
942. And then cry about it.
941. Tilt your head the wrong way as you move in for a kiss.
940. Tilt your body the wrong way as you move in for a hug.
939. Accidentally offer your left hand for a handshake.
938. Miss a belt loop.
937. Write the date with the previous year (happens a lot in January).
936. Place something in the fridge so that if falls out the next time you open the door.
935. After grocery shopping, leave the ice cream in the car on a warm day.
934. Leave a video in a hot car and discover it after it's warped.
933. Overfill your glass.
932. Lose your grip on your helium balloon.
931. Forget to shake the ketchup and get a blast of only that watery stuff.
930. Open your hot dog bun too wide and end up with two pieces.
929. Drive on the wrong side of the road when in a foreign country.
928. Get out the wrong side of an amusement park ride.
927. Fly a kite into a tree.
926. Forget your line in a play.
925. Mount a horse facing backwards.
924. Push the wrong button(s) in a vending macine.
923. Drop your keys down a storm drain.
922. Or into the trash.
921. Tee up ... and miss the ball completely.
920. Hit a sand trap.
919. Hike through poison ivy.
918. Discover sour milk and put the jug back in the fridge.
917. Wave to someone waving your way ... and discover the wave is for someone else.
916. Let housepaint splatter.
915. Lick a frozen flagpole.
914. Leave your food in reach of a hungry dog.
913. Forget to turn on your microphone.
912. Or get too close to your microphone.
911. Hit "9" for an outside line, then "1" for long distance ... then "1" again.
910. Lose track of where your garden hose is pointed.
909. Accidentally switch your headlights to highbeam as another car approaches.
908. Accidentally leave a baseball stadium without getting your hand stamped for re-entry.
907. Leave the lens cap on.
906. Put your T-shirt on backwards.
905. Go past the right time when setting a digital clock.
904. Let go of your sled at the top of the hill.
903. Bring mom aspirin for her aching back ... and then realize that you just stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.
902. Leave the game because your team doesn't have a chance to win ... and learn later that they came from behind to win.
901. Pull too hard on the potato chip bag.

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