1002 ways to goof up (continued)

800. Drop a roll of paper towels into the sink.
799. Drop a roll of toilet paper into the toilet.
798. Discover that you've bought everything you need to paint a wall except the paint.
797. Spill paint.
796. Go into a job interview forgetting that you temporarily loosened your tie.
795. Go to great care to prepare a document and then lose it to the wind.