Names submitted to a co-worker who's expecting

The baby's last name will be Rehm (pronounced "reem.") That's important for understanding the following list of ideas for the first name. No, not just important, c-r-u-c-i-a-l.

• Chris Peek
• Isaac, pronounced with an "s" sound and not a "z."
• M. Ericand
  
• Heezad (boy) or Sheezad (girl)
• Follo Yord
• Hadda Bad
• Lifis Buttud
• Cookies Ank
• Old Milst
  
• Ime Gonnask
• Rowan Upst
• Sowerk
• Bostonk
  

Names inspired by the format of last-name-first:

• Ark Ubbel
  
• Atch
• E. Deeyate
  
• M. Burr
  
• Ian Derr (long "I" on the first name)
  
• Itt Uns
  
• Odd L.
  
• Ote
• Oov L.
  
• Yooner Ate
  

If our co-worker doesn't go for any of these gems, we can only say: Ya Goof!