All that (is) Jazz!

Crucial fact number one: I like Jazz, and Janet doesn't.

Jazz the new variety of Diet Pepsi, that is.

Crucial fact number two: Jazz is pretty much the same color as regular Diet Pepsi.

I brought home a two-liter bottle of Jazz the other night. By this morning, it was more than half gone, so I poured the remnant into a nearly-empty bottle of Diet Pepsi that Janet had left lurking in the fridge. I meant to take my new bottle of Jazz to work, but I forgot it.

Imagine Janet's surprise when she got a mouthful of Jazz.

Keith, Ya Goof!