Nov 1, 2006

And so it begins ...

Today, we begin the list of the Top 1002 ways to deserve to hear "Ya Goof!"

1002. Make a Top 1002 List when you meant to make it the Top 1001.
1000. Misnumber.
999. Lose your keys.
998. Lose your car in the parking lot.
997. Leave your lights on.
996. Forget to zip up.
995. Wear different color socks.
994. Misplace your glasses.
993. Forget your towel when you go to the gym.
992. Forget sunscreen.
991. Go to the wrong address.
990. Dial the wrong number.
989. Call your kid by the wrong name.
988. Grap the wrong hand.
987. Take the wrong seat in the movie theater.
986. Forget to have them hold the mayo on the sandwich for (insert name here).
985. Misbutton.
984. Oversleep.
983. Mistake salt for sugar.
982. And vice-versa.
981. Show up for an event on the wrong day.
980. Step in dog poop.
979. Go to the wrong movie theater.
978. Add 1 cup instead of 1 tablespoon.
977. And vice-versa.
976. Repeat yourself without meaning to.
975. Repeat yourself without meaning to.
974. Mispel.
973. Go all lysdexic.
972. Drink from the wrong glass.
971. Walk right into someone.
970. Scrape someone's fender.
969. Take the wrong coat.
968. Forget to set your clock back.
967. Or forward.
966. Start counting down and forget and start counting up.
965. Forget that last one.
964. Forget to record an important show.
963. Cut the Christmas tree to 65" inches instead of 6'5".
962. Overtighten a bolt and crack the toilet that you're installing.
961. Cut a board too short.
960. Forget (insert name here)'s birthday.
959. Accidentally delete your list of 1002 ways to goof up. (Previous items reconstructed.)

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