1002 ways to goof up (continued)

786. Discover after getting to work that you still have your wife's keys in her pocket, borrowed the evening before.
785. Drop your toast on the floor.
784. Forget to dim your high-beams.
783. Or forget to turn them on.
782. Criticize the speck in another's eye when you have a log in your own (see the Gospels).
781. Forget to call someone back.
780. When going to a picnic, remember the pie but forget the serving utensil.
779. Mak a typo.
778. Shoot into the other team's goal.
777. Gamble on Friday the 13th.
776. Lose your winning lottery ticket.
775. Erase a phone message before you've heard it.
774. Fail to call ahead and find out that the office is closed on Wednesdays.
773. Put off getting your flu shot until all the serum is gone.
772. Put your underwear on backwards.
771. Get a (Raindrops keep falling) tune (on my) stuck in your (head) head.
770. Forget the coupon at home that made you go to the restaurant in the first place.
769. Jump your turn at a four-way stop sign.
768. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet.
766. Drop your contact lens in your coffee.
765. Spray when you talk.
764. Walk when it says "Don't walk."
763. Muff your number when counting off by threes.
762. Forget to pay a bill.
761. Overdress.
760. Underdress.
759. Fail to close a door completely.
758. Type in ww. instead of www.
757. Forget to give your kid lunch money.
756. Forget your lunch.
755. Leave your shoes where someone will trip over them.
754. Leave your shoes where you will trip over them.
753. Forget to take one last look in the mirror.
752. Forget your notes.
751. Leave the seat up.
750. Fail to get out of the way when changing a boy's diaper.
749. Leave chocolate where your dog can get it.
748. Grab a cat by the tail.
747. Burn toast.
746. Open a milk carton on the wrong side.
745. Buy a cat.
744. Roll a gutterball.
743. Forget to get your car inspected.
742. Go on red.
741. Stop on green.
740. Forget to feed the goldfish.
739. Forget to put out the trash.