Nov 6, 2006

1002 ways to goof up (continued)

850. Change lanes without signalling.
849. Forget to dim your lights.
848. Let eggshell fall in with the eggs.
847. Lose the wedding ring.
846. Forget your ... uh ... you know, your ... oh, yeah—your point!
845. Staple your finger.
844. Open the wrong side of the milk carton.
843. Burn your marshmallow.
842. Drop the toothpicks.
841. Or the sequins.
840. Or the ball bearings.
839. Belabor your point.
837. Beat a dead horse.
836. Make an analogy that's as bad as a popsicle in the rain.
834. Cut yourself opening a can.
833. Blow out the candle along with the match.
832. Hit a rock with the mower.
831. Cut yourself shaving.
830. Put your T-shirt on backwards.
829. Wear a T-shirt with graphics that shows through your dress shirt.
828. Pull out the gaz nozzle while it's still pumping.
827. Miss a check in your checkbook.
826. Forget to sign a check.
825. Accidentally throw the check in the trash.
824. Men, go into the ladies room.
823. Ladies, go into the men's room.
822. Forget to duck where there's low clearance.
821. Walk right into a clear glass door.
820. Mis-time stepping off an escalator.
819. Hand the police officer a credit card instead of your license.
818. Get in the wrong line.
817. Find out after you've been in the wrong line for a long time.
816. Press the wrong elevator button.
815. Go past the right channel using the TV remote.
814. Park outside the lines.
813. Mess up the drink order.
812. Tip with a smaller bill than you meant to.
811. Tip with a larger bill than you meant to.
810. Forget to tip.
809. Accidentally park in a handicapped spot.
808. Forget to release the emergency brake.
807. At a stop light, turn right into a parking lot so that you can exit at a green light and immediately be on your way—but mis-time it so that you have to wait for other cars, thus getting behind yourself in traffic.
806. Get ahead of yourself.
805. Shut the door on the seatbelt.
804. Shut the door on your hand.
803. Shut the door on someone else's hand.
802. Order a 12" sub at the computer kiosk when you meant to order the 6".
801. Enter the restricted area at Cape Canaveral.

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