How to make free tickets cost $10.00

Step One: At work, win two tickets to a charity event at Del Grosso's Amusement Park. You're entitled to two rounds of miniature golf and two spaghetti dinners. Yeah, baby!

Step Two: Lose the tickets.

Step Three: Find out after you've parked.

Step Four: Pay for replacement tickets.

Ah, well. It's for a good cause. Below, see the top half of the scorecard. Ethan and Emmett played.



Here was the conversation upon my reviewing the scorecard:

ME: Why does this say "M" and "T"?

ETHAN: We both have the same first initial, so we used our second initials.

ME: Uh ... your second initials would be "A" and "B." (for "Augustus" and "Baird")

ETHAN: (rolling his eyes) Okay, okay. The second letters of our first names.

ME: Gotcha.

They have no idea how exhausting it is for me to come up with ways to nitpick all the time. And will they demonstrate any appreciation of this next Sunday (Father's Day)? I'm not counting on it. Sniff.

Anyway ... I lost the tickets ... so lay it on me:

Ya Goof!