May 8, 2006

Beware of (wish of could tell you)!

A killer goof story came my way today. I don't want to embarrass the person involved, but I must tell this story. It's just too rich. So I'll split the difference between protecting and telling like so:

(By the way, this is a CLEAN story.)

What happened was, a couple that we know through (can't tell you what) were (can't tell you what they were doing). And (this thing that they were doing) involves (doing this particular thing). But by mistake, the wife used (can't tell you what) instead of (also can't tell you)! And this boy who was there had just (can't tell you what he did) and then (can't tell you what else he did)!

Fortunately, the wife immediately realized that she had used the (stuff) instead of the (other stuff). They called after the boy, and he spit out the (something that you can spit out), and got some water to rinse out his mouth.

Man! That just goes to show that you have to be careful when you (see above), not to mention when you (also see above)!

And it also means that we have to say: (You know who you are), Ya Goof!

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