But I'm WAY ahead of schedule on goofing up

I try to get to the YMCA pool by 5:30 a.m. on Wednesdays. It can be a challenge, but this morning I was miraculously on schedule. Until I noticed that one cupboard door in our kitchen wouldn't shut all the way. I couldn't figure out which dish was in the way. While investigating, I lifted down a couple of glass bowls. Naturally, the bottom one slipped out of my hands and shattered on the counter. After cleaning the counter and sweeping and re-sweeping the floor and picking one piece of glass out of my foot and cleaning up some spots of blood—well, I didn't make it to the Y by 5:30. Keith, Ya Goof!